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Did you holler, Jack?

Note to other readers...never drink tea whilst reading anything written by Jack. There's a chance you might spltzzzz that tea laughing at some of his turns of phrase.

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Hahaha. No. I simpered and whimpered into the tiny pillow. It was a group massage room.

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Honking geese love it.

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They really do. Odd how another gender can sound so grating.

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Reminds me.of the difference between North Korean women & men's speech.

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Added to the Bucket List!

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OK, now I need to try that! 😊

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One does!

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Damn. Gonna need to try sometime.

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It sounds like an all body shiatsu.

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I rate Thai and Korean as interchangeably #1 and #2 in the world. I rate Japan about #14.

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Never had a Korean massage though akazuri body scrub is agony. My experience with female Thai masseurs is that they were too small and made no impact on me at all - one seemed to take one look at the size of me and gave up. Perhaps your svelte and petite frame are to your advantage in this.

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You just didn’t get L, who brooks no crap from her clients. That’s why I needed to book specifically her again. She probably grew up in a mountain village rearranging her aunts and uncles from the age of 9.

Love akasuri. Super weird, but getting three layers of dead skin removed every year or so I just sense is not a bad idea. And I like the scratching.

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