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Joel Glasser's avatar

I really enjoyed this one. Down in our cabbage patch, almost nobody talks to me except my husband and an occasional dog.

neena maiya's avatar

Dear Mr. Noguchi, confession, I was snorting with laughter in a most unladylike fashion reading this. I know you were being serious and all that, I will try not to snort in such an unladylike manner next time.

Chris Mehl's avatar

We don’t talk in lifts, or morning and afternoon commuter trains. However a train in the evening or the weekend is a delightful multilingual cacophony.

Jack Krown's avatar

Can’t help yourselves, CAN YOU? :)

Chas MacKinnon's avatar

Mr Noguchi was taking no prisoners today. I want him to come to the UK. He can teach elevator etiquette and tell people the same applies to public transport too.

Jack Krown's avatar

Will pass the message along! Thanks for reading!

Gianni Simone's avatar

RE: no foreigners allowed. You should do what my friend did in China. He urinated in front of the shop.

Kate Elwood's avatar

Perhaps because it's an academic community and not an elevator with random strangers, but I find at my university we always talk on the elevators, but always about innocuous topics like, "We're halfway through the semester!" and make an effort to include whoever else gets on. I like these short bits of socializing.

Oleg Kagan's avatar

Noguchi slamming it down!

Jack Krown's avatar

He will be pleased you said this.

Stewart Dorward's avatar

Dear Mr Glen,

Is Mr Noguchi secretly British ?

Yours,

SM Doward, Esquire

Jack Krown's avatar

Oh, I will ask him!!

Fernando's avatar

Mr. Noguchi would not be happy to hear that on my first trip to Japan I had dinner at the Ginza Kyubey at the New Otani. Being a sushi lover and confident in my knowledge the first words out of my mouth were "can I start with a Tuna Avocado roll please". The older sushi chef looked at me, waived his had, made a sound like "Ehh" and suggested we just eat whatever he served us (mom, aunt and myself). Oh well...